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Overheard: 12/11/13 Issue

By   /  December 12, 2013  /  Opinion, Overheard  /  Comments Off

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“Bro…what if cats can see the future?”       “THAT’S WHY THEY LAND ON THEIR LEGS!” “No wayyyyyy.” “Her boobs are going 3D in that.”   “I can’t focus on school, the Drake and Miguel concert is next week!”   “My finals grades bring all the boys to the yard.” “I may be 18 […]

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Overheard: 12/4/13 Issue

By   /  December 5, 2013  /  Overheard  /  Comments Off

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“Why does our mascot look like the roadrunner?”   “What do I want for Christmas?  Diamonds…duh.”   “I bet you’re wondering why I’m eating a turnip right now.” “No I’m wondering why you’re eating a turnip in the trunk of my car.”   “I’m still as fertile as I was when I was 20.”   […]

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Overheard: 11/20/13 Issue

By   /  November 21, 2013  /  Opinion, Overheard  /  Comments Off

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“Hello kitty!  Hello kitty kitty cat!” “I’m wearing my Uggs today. I’m  taking the elevator.” “Remember when we had book fairs? I miss book fairs.”     “Professors are friends, not food.”   “I’m gonna get ‘va va’ on my forearms and ‘voom’ on my knuckles”   “Why can I recite the lyrics to Britney […]

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Overheard 11/13/11 Issue

By   /  November 14, 2013  /  Opinion, Overheard  /  Comments Off

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“ I wish I could spend  Thanksgiving at Hogwarts.” “I am going to attempt to deep fry a turkey this year.         Better have the fire  department on speed dial.” “How can I talk to that  officer?”        -“Get pulled over…hit something?” “Those are expensive though…” “My grandma’s pumpkin pie is […]

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Overheard 11/6/13

By   /  November 7, 2013  /  Opinion, Overheard  /  Comments Off

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“Ever since the accident I’ve been  able to beat box really well.” “Dude I’m pretty sure they mixed up  my flu shot with steroids.” “By all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.” “Let me look at his ears.” “…I don’t speak Walmart.”   “I have been having impure  thoughts […]

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Overheard: 10/30/13 Issue

By   /  October 31, 2013  /  Opinion, Overheard  /  Comments Off

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“Does ANYONE remember Jesse and the Rippers?  They were a legit band.”   “You mean, from Full House?” “Sex is like picking your nose.”   “Let’s be bananas in pajamas for Halloween.”     “I don’t want to alarm you, but there’s a satanic hampster on your shoulder.”   “Could you not get stabbed please?” […]

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Overheard: 10/23/13 Issue

By   /  October 24, 2013  /  Opinion, Overheard  /  Comments Off

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  “Am I the only one ferociously attracted to the Chapparal statue?”     “I just came from hot yoga.” – “Cool!” “My speech professor is hot.”        – “Holy crap…I don’t know that I wanted to hear that…”   “I’ve been cheating on coffee with diet coke lately, bad news bears…”   […]

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Overheard: 10/16/13 Issue

By   /  October 17, 2013  /  Opinion, Overheard  /  Comments Off

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“So I couldn’t do anything because she threw up.” “Bye, love you, let’s make babies!”   “God invented air conditioning for days like this, let’s crank it” “She always has to ask me why I’m like, smart, ya know?”  

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Overheard 10/9/13 Issue

By   /  October 9, 2013  /  Opinion, Overheard  /  Comments Off

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“Can I hold your hand?” “Dude these beats are ill! We should totally collab!”   “Where you is?” “Yeah, that’s definitely infected, you should put your shirt back on.”   “What do the amazons and Antarctica have in common?”     -“they’re countries?” “…the amazons aren’t a country.”  

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Overheard: 10/2/13 Issue

By   /  October 3, 2013  /  Opinion, Overheard  /  Comments Off

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OVERHEAR SOMETHING FUNNY OR ODD ON CAMPUS? WRITE IT DOWN AND PUT IT IN THE PINK BOX IN FRONT OF OUR OFFICE (BIC 3401) OR EMAIL OVERHEARDCOD@GMAIL.COM   “My girlfriend does not shave her armpits man! Do you think I should give her some grooming tips?” “I think my professor winked at me.” “What has four legs […]

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