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Overheard: 12/4/13 Issue

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“Why does our mascot look like the roadrunner?”

 

“What do I want for Christmas? 

Diamonds…duh.”

 

“I bet you’re wondering why I’m eating a turnip right now.”

“No I’m wondering why you’re eating a turnip in the trunk of my car.”

 

“I’m still as fertile as I was when I was 20.”


 

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“Have you seen Molly?”

“Don’t worry, she’s been

 tested for mono.”

 
“Who do you think you are?”
“I’M BATMAN.”

“What ISN’T creepy about Frosty the Snowman?”

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