Tune in to CBS at 7pm with your friends and follow these cues:
Take a sip of your drink for everytime…
-Someone says ‘Bieber’
-You see an artist covered in glitter or
sequins
-There’s a guy in a shrunken hipster suit
(Take 2 if he’s wearing glasses!)
-Someone is wearing sunglasses… inside
-Somebody references ‘Call Me Maybe’
-You see a non-musical celebrity
-You hear ‘never-ever’
Take a shot…
-If Nicki Minaj’s hair is blonde
(If it’s any color found in the Crayola Big Box,
take 2)
-Every time Rhianna or Katy Perry does an outfit change
-When you see a rapper looking totally uninterested in a non hip-hop performance
Enjoy a hefty gulp each time…
-Adam Levine goes into his falsetto
-2 totally random artists duet together
(Bonus gulp for every ‘surprise guest’ that joins them – may as well just finish your drink if that person is over 50)
Finish half of your beverage for everytime…
-A presenter messes up reading the
teleprompter
-You spot deadmau5
-An artist accepts an award via video
-There’s a standing ovation
-Taylor Swift looks shocked/surprised
(Feel free to pour the rest of it on your ex after)
Chug and don’t stop until it’s finished if…
-If someone falls on stage
-Skrillex wins anything
-During the whole memorial montage
(yep, you better have a 2nd ready… and a 3rd)
…and if someone so much as mentions the word Nickelback, kick them out of your house.


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